The Shattered Star

Posted: **Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:10 pm**

Hi all, would like to join the SSX on advice of esd. He tends to help me out once in a while as I trained him up to his current playing level.

I can offer wit, sparkling conversation and incredibly unbelieveable good looks (squint as I approach, lest my beauty blind you).

My turn ons are cheeeseless pizzas and islands inhabited by attractive nymphomaniacs who run liquor stores. My turnoffs are squirrels in groups of 3 or more (they WATCH you) and anything containing raisins. My dream one day is to complete my weather machine project and bring all the bastards that ever insulted me to their knees, causing them to futily plead for their worthless existence while I laugh maniacally. Oh yeah, and world peace.

Cheers,
Ozone

Posted: **Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:14 pm**

Welcome to the forums.

You shall yet come to know the power of CHEESE.

Posted: **Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:51 pm**

He tends to help me out once in a while as I trained him up to his current playing level.

cheeky bleeder!

Put me down as one of his two vouches

Posted: **Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:25 pm**

Ozone wrote:incredibly unbelieveable good looks (squint as I approach, lest my beauty blind you).

You had me at "Hi all".

I can be his second voucher if you want esd.

Posted: **Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:02 am**

Thanks BD

Welcome aboard Gashea... Ozone

Posted: **Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:49 am**

Be aware, I won't wear a kimino or act subserviant (unless its a Tuesday or you have a Royal Fizben).

O3

Don't know where that came from all of a sudden but curious if anyone knows the reference.

Posted: **Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:06 pm**

Ozone wrote:Be aware, I won't wear a kimino or act subserviant

That's what you think.

Posted: **Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:15 pm**

*points to members list.*

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:29 pm**

Have had a large SSX tatooed on my forehead backwards so I can be proud in the morning as I brush my teeth and shave.

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:41 pm**

You shave your teeth?

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:49 pm**

No, sorry. Should have read:

'...brush my teeth and shave my back.'

Though now I'm in the mind to go to a backhair stylist and having the SSX logo emblazoned in all its glory through the tangly jungle. Then when I'm walking along through traffic naked the drivers ahead will see SSX in their rearviews and those behind will be awed by the logo.

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:50 pm**

He's insane. I guess it's good we let him in. Keep all the crazies where I can see 'em...

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:34 pm**

Where you can see them? I thought you were one of the main insane-o's around here.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:16 pm**

heya ozone,

nice to have you on board

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:46 am**

BlackDove wrote:Where you can see them? I thought you were one of the main insane-o's around here.

I resent that comment.

Furthermore,

stuff.

The Shattered Star

Petition to join.

Petition to join.

Re: Petition to join.

Does that mean I'm in?

Re: Does that mean I'm in?

Thanks guys